This was seriously the best prank
I just don’t think I’m emotionally ready to work 9.5 hours today.
straight women who casually use the word “girlfriend” to refer to their platonic lady friends, i have nothing against you, but you make the world really confusing,
My Nanna two days ago: so you don’t eat any meat?
Me: No, well I still eat fish, but that’s it.
Nanna: Oh okay, that’s still good. You still eat chicken though right?