1 day ago with 81 notes
#cutie #trent reznor #nine inch nails




4 days ago with 1 note

Customer: I came in two days ago and you had already closed and you wouldn’t let me have any bread but then I asked the lady who collects your bread for charity and she gave it to me outside. I took it home and it was very bad.
Me: oh I’m sorry about that (inside voice: so I told you not to take it, you took it anyway OUTSIDE the store and it’s my fault it was bad?)

#people are idiots #werk werk




4 days ago with 394,890 notes
#my life




1 week ago with 4 notes

This perfectly articulates why small acts of revenge are important in retail.

#werk werk




1 week ago
Today this happened and then I went to work where I didn’t stop moving. I am so done.

Today this happened and then I went to work where I didn’t stop moving. I am so done.

#running




1 week ago with 53,264 notes

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

#bob's burgers




1 week ago

This girl I work with is an ultra runner and she’s graduating high school this year and her present to herself is to basically leave as soon as exams are over to outer Victoria and live there for the summer so she can run (and occasionally waitress) every day. Can I do that please?





1 week ago with 2,216 notes

"The mind is its own place, and in itself, can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven" The universe is not evil, John, it is just indifferent

#Luther




1 week ago with 55,936 notes

wave94:

*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*

#but actually




1 week ago with 86,424 notes
#my life #kim kardashian #keeping up with the kardashians