Customer: I came in two days ago and you had already closed and you wouldn’t let me have any bread but then I asked the lady who collects your bread for charity and she gave it to me outside. I took it home and it was very bad.
Me: oh I’m sorry about that (inside voice: so I told you not to take it, you took it anyway OUTSIDE the store and it’s my fault it was bad?)
This perfectly articulates why small acts of revenge are important in retail.
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
This girl I work with is an ultra runner and she’s graduating high school this year and her present to herself is to basically leave as soon as exams are over to outer Victoria and live there for the summer so she can run (and occasionally waitress) every day. Can I do that please?
"The mind is its own place, and in itself, can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven" The universe is not evil, John, it is just indifferent
*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*